Ok I know it sounds cliche....but I could so trade places with the president for a day.
I would love to spend my days lounging about the White House and roaming the grounds. The place could definetly use some more penguins and Little Mermaid decor. And find a way to ban the squirrels from my lawn.....forever.
I admire the new bills he wants to sign into law (but has been lagging to do so). I'm certainly ready for a universal health care system, considering we are one of the only countries in the world that do not have one (yet we are the richest). When you spend a year without insurance and then denied for Medicaid just because you do not have children, you get a little pissed at the system and want it changed.
Of course I'd have to work on the unemployment rate, government funding and working on getting the troops back home. But how much can I do in one day? Maybe I can leave some Post It notes.
But I think my favorite part would be to tell all the haters/racists/angry mobs/and everyone else to shove it. I'd love to take up a whole night of television and go live to America and tell them
"You voted for me. Now either deal with it and let me do my job or find someone better next time. I'm running this bitch until 2012."
So there...
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